You are being lied to

Littering Kicks Ass

Why litter?….Why not?

Man I love to throw shit out the window while I’m driving.  There’s nothing more satisfying than throwing garbage everywhere and letting everything go to waste.  Seriously, I say its time people felt good again about who they are: lazy bastards.  Let’s face it.  People are lazy. For example, there’s this guy at my work that comes in everyday bragging about what a good parking spot he has.  Oh wait, that’s me.  Getting a good parking spot kicks ass.  Why should I walk a few extra feet when I can drive around the parking lot for 20 mins until a good spot opens up? 

~maddox

20 April 2010