Why litter?….Why not?
Man I love to throw shit out the window while I’m driving. There’s nothing more satisfying than throwing garbage everywhere and letting everything go to waste. Seriously, I say its time people felt good again about who they are: lazy bastards. Let’s face it. People are lazy. For example, there’s this guy at my work that comes in everyday bragging about what a good parking spot he has. Oh wait, that’s me. Getting a good parking spot kicks ass. Why should I walk a few extra feet when I can drive around the parking lot for 20 mins until a good spot opens up?
~maddox