July 2010
2 posts
the perfect crime by dwight schrute
I break in to Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to...
June 2010
3 posts
Sheep for slaughter →
from dontevenreply.com
Old/used soccer equipment wanted for my kid. Will drive to pick up anywhere near Malvern. No calls, email only: ************@verizon.net From Me to ************@verizon.net: Hello, I have a bunch of old soccer equipment that would be perfect for your daughter. I have soccer balls, nets, cleats, etc. Let me know specifically what you need and we can talk prices. Thanks, Mike From...
My experience with Apple
12:15pm - Arrive at apple store for an iphone replacement (or what I HOPE will be a replacement). Its crowded, never good news.
12:17pm - A 16 year with emo glasses and long hair walks up and says “hey bro! Whats up?? My name’s Adam what brings you in today??” Yes, he is one of those type of people. I already know at this point I don’t like Adam, probably will never...
May 2010
2 posts
Farmville - an unbiased, objective review
Farmville is an absolute shitpile. It is the worst game of all time and I am offended by its popularity. It is an affront to my senses and dignity. Never has such a diasterously stupid annoying douchebag game been invented. Instead of anything meaningful or even remotely amusing, now facebook is full of:
“John just bought a new cow!!” “Carl’s hens just layed 3...
Couldn't help myself
You Are Being Lied To By The Entire Financial System
Peter Santilli
May 12, 2010
Almost every US Corporation will do and say anything to keep us spending money, regardless of what they know about the fragility of our entire financial system. Bankster’s are now using world governments as patsies to commit the largest heist in world history. Stealing a trillion dollars from US citizens proved...
April 2010
6 posts
Littering Kicks Ass
Why litter?….Why not?
Man I love to throw shit out the window while I’m driving. There’s nothing more satisfying than throwing garbage everywhere and letting everything go to waste. Seriously, I say its time people felt good again about who they are: lazy bastards. Let’s face it. People are lazy. For example, there’s this guy at my work that comes in everyday bragging about what a good parking...
from truthoffering.com
After watching InfoWars.com’s latest documentary, Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined, I feel all the more emboldened to state what I believe to be the truth.
After reading countless books and articles, watching numerous documentaries, and fighting with the part of me that doesn’t want to accept what my reason and logic demanded to be reality, I can now say, beyond a shadow of a doubt in...
“Let me tell you about a porcupine’s balls….they’re small AND...”
– tourette’s guy
Crocs are disgusting
When I spot someone wearing crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common and that we could never be friends or have nay meaningful kind of relationship. They come in every conceivable color imaginable but look bad with every other article of clothign ever created. Come to think of it, the only thing that goes well with crocs is social ostracism.
However to their credit, crocs serve...
March 2010
2 posts
The best thing I have overheard all year!
The usefulness of an oversized monster truck when destabilizing small countries is clearly evident.
“In searching for a common enemy against whom we can unite, we came up the idea...”
– Club of Rome - The First Global Revolution 1995
February 2010
5 posts
Unplug the Signal: The Truth Will Not Be Televised
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it”
A flow of information is constantly streaming from the television set; a bombardment of words and pictures. The speed at which this information is communicated makes it easy for the signal to take control, switching the viewer’s brain to stand-by as information is absorbed without analysis or...
What is Money?
I never really thought about it until I heard this.
“What is money? Money is a nonexistent theoretical force that does not, nor will ever exist except in THEORY on computer screens and people’s brains. People die and starve because they do not have enough digits on a computer screen. It’s incredible, its extraordinary, and its grotesque but its true. How is money created?...
Obama Submits Largest Budget in History, But...
http://www.businessandmedia.org/articles/2010/20100203152216.aspx
ABC, CBS and NBC reports on federal budget give the president pass on spending, ignore critical liberal and conservative economists who argue it is ‘unsustainable.’ By Julia A. Seymour Business & Media Institute 2/4/2010 8:52:50 AM
President Obama just submitted a $3.8 trillion budget proposal, the...
Repeaters
Everyone has heard the phrase “everybody knows that!”
Well why does ‘everyone know that?’ Its because the system/society/ whatever you want to call it controlled by what can only be called “repeaters.” They are people in situations of power and influence who just repeat what someone else tells them. Its really quite simple.
A doctor is just repeating what...
Obama Pledges Another $215 Million For Virtual...
paul joseph watson
The Obama administration has announced that a further $215 million dollars will be spent on installing virtual strip search naked body scanners, meaning the devices will be in no less than half the nation’s airports by next year, but the historical record clearly shows that the scanners are a completely illegal violation of human rights.
“The $215 million proposal to acquire...
January 2010
2 posts
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12818225
This is the famous 5 frames from the pentagon video. Do you see ANYTHING in this at all that even REMOTELY resembles a 747??? If you pause at frame 2 you can see something coming into view…what that something is I have no idea, but i know what its NOT. It is DEFINITELY not a 747. Now bear in mind that the official story says that:
“When Flight...
The only thing worse than a conservative is a...
We are not a nation of conservatives and liberals; we are a nation of constitutionally free human beings. The only ideas that we can agree upon stem from this one equality we give power to through our consent, equal protection under a rule of law. It is through this ratiocination that Republicans and Democrats proposition that they represent what is the best of the American way of life. “Join...
October 2009
1 post
the great speech I have ever heard courtesy of...
“Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice … you don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in...
September 2009
3 posts
you are being lied to.
So now, by popular demand, instead of just carrying on ad nauseam to the 3 people in earshot of me all day long, I’d figure I’d carry on to a potentially much larger audience. Consider yourself very fortunate.
If any of you are reading USA today, browsing Time or Newsweek articles, or watching CNN/MSNBC/Fox and are expecting to get any sort of real, independent “news”...
read real news →
“Bomb it down the fairway bitches”